First you have nothing, and then, astonishingly, after ripping out your brain and your heart and betraying your friends and ex-lovers and dreaming like a zombie over the page ‘til you can’t see or hear or smell or taste, you have something. T.C. Boyle

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Shakespearian Insult Kit

Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with ‘Thou’:

Column 1	    Column 2            Column 3 

artless            base-court          apple-john
bawdy            bat-fowling         baggage
beslubbering    beef-witted         barnacle
bootless          beetle-headed       bladder
churlish           boil-brained        boar-pig
cockered          clapper-clawed      bugbear
clouted            clay-brained        bum-bailey
craven             common-kissing      canker-blossom
currish             crook-pated         clack-dish
dankish            dismal-dreaming     clotpole
dissembling       dizzy-eyed          coxcomb
droning            doghearted          codpiece
errant              dread-bolted        death-token
fawning            earth-vexing        dewberry
fobbing             elf-skinned         flap-dragon
froward            fat-kidneyed        flax-wench
frothy              fen-sucked          flirt-gill
gleeking            flap-mouthed        foot-licker
goatish             fly-bitten          fustilarian
gorbellied          folly-fallen        giglet
impertinent        fool-born           gudgeon
infectious          full-gorged         haggard
jarring              guts-griping        harpy
loggerheaded      half-faced          hedge-pig
lumpish             hasty-witted        horn-beast
mammering        hedge-born          hugger-mugger
mangled             hell-hated          joithead
mewling             idle-headed         lewdster
paunchy             ill-breeding        lout
pribbling           ill-nurtured         maggot-pie
puking              knotty-pated        malt-worm
puny                milk-livered        mammet
qualling            motley-minded       measle
rank                onion-eyed           minnow
reeky               plume-plucked       miscreant
roguish             pottle-deep         moldwarp
ruttish             pox-marked          mumble-news
saucy               reeling-ripe        nut-hook
spleeny            rough-hewn          pigeon-egg
spongy             rude-growing        pignut
surly               rump-fed            puttock
tottering           shard-borne         pumpion
unmuzzled         sheep-biting        ratsbane
vain                spur-galled           scut
venomed           swag-bellied        skainsmate
villainous          tardy-gaited        strumpet
warped              tickle-brained      varlot
wayward            toad-spotted        vassal
weedy              unchin-snouted      whey-face
yeasty              weather-bitten      wagtail

And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. Sylvia Plath (via thegirlandherbooks)

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